Imminently Distractable
titancity:

YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME

titancity:

YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME

thedapperproject:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

laughterkey:

buzzfeed:

queen-of-evrything:

jamieaiken919:

mister-smalls:

kingcheddarxvii:

This is the most perfect video on the whole fricked up internet and we all owe it to ourselves to watch it once a day

cutest thing to ever happen on the Muppet Show, bar none

I’m not crying you’re crying

SHUT UP

This just made my day

If Rowlf isn’t your favorite Muppet we need to talk.

pleatedjeans:

via

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

Oh yes, I’m clappy

Clap along if you feel like you really don’t want to die

dbvictoria:

Christopher Lee appreciation post, with added bonus:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

steverogerswintersoldier:

Baddies with tragic backstories